Dreams...and Turkey

I want to talk about Dreams. I don't mean Dreams like goals or "I dream to be a rock star", literally dreams. I have been having some strange dreams lately some of them are realistic some of them are really trippy. By trippy I mean have you ever dreamed in clay animation or dreamed that you were flying over a strange landscape...I have. I really wished I knew what some of these dreams meant. Last night I dreamed that one of my moms friends tried to seduce me (it worked) but only the woman was incredibly attractive and I am sure my mother knows no one like this in real life (regrettably) I Also had a dream that really freaked me out last week. I was with some of my friends and they were commenting on how strong I had gotten (that's the first weird part my friends are not nice haha) Secondly I was very muscular in the dream (we all know this isn't true lol) I Don't know why I dreamnt that I looked like this I am going to guess that I have been watching two much of the cartoon Black Dynamite.


 Anyways as they were telling me how strong I had gotten I said, "you all have seen nothing yet." I picked up a car ...and I threw it...like it was a baseball. Everyone started cheering and doing the Dougie. Then I threw a yellow old small car if I had to guess I would say it was a pinto, people continued to cheer. This is where the dream gets even crazier Then one of my ex girlfriends walked in front of me and she was crying, I asked what was wrong and if she wanted to watch me throw cars. She just kept walking slowly and shook her hand. Then everyone in the crowd told her to not walk that way and it started to lightning and she disappeared into the distance but not far distance because she was walking to a gate that was on fire (I'm guessing the gates of hell) This gate was large but there weren't any demons or anything running around it but it was a large fiery gate. After this I continued to throw objects ( A basketball, a key, a boat, 2 more cars, and a penny) This has got to be one of the weirdest dreams I have ever had so I had to share it with you all. Does anyone know what these dreams could possibly mean? Why can I suddenly remember my dreams in vivid detail like never before. I have started to read the science and mechanics of dreams again. I learned about it in psychology class some years back in college. I am curious to what dreams I will have in the future and I am thinking of keeping a dream journal next to my bed so that as soon as I wake up from a dream I can write down in great detail what is happening. If I do indeed do that I will share any dreams I feel comfortable sharing on this blog.


Okay next subject Boars head Turkey. BOARS HEAD TURKEY TASTE GREAT I don't even know how to describe it but its so expensive =( Is there any contest where I could win a years supply of boars head turkey sandwiches? I would cry and thank Jesus of Nazareth everyday for such a bountiful blessing. I would gobble up a Boars head turkey sandwich any day of the week. I will tell you the recipe now of the perfect boars head sandwich 1. Bread (I like whole wheat or honey wheat but if its in sub form Italian is pretty awesome as well) 2. The Turkey duh 3. Lettuce and Tomato 4. Swiss Cheese (or whatever type you like) 5. Mustard and mayonnaise just a little, actually very little just a spread will do with there powers combined this is the recipe for the best sandwich ever invented!!!!!!

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